Hallelujer! Praise the Lort!

  Greetings from The Second Book of Samuel! Saul has fallen on his sword, David is still not king of all of Israel and is just the king of Judah alone. He’s got two wives (three technically). The Phillistines are dopin’ around like knights in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. God is a little […]

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Are You Still Mormon?

“Kurt…. Are you still Mormon?” A blog post in which I address the question that so many people feel the need to ask me. I had a conversation yesterday that I’ve had dozens of times in the last eleven months. I can always tell when this conversation is going to take place because it starts […]

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Apocrypha Now!

“Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.” – Genesis 3:23 Adam and Eve have officially been kicked out of the garden. In our Bible, the KJV, the reason for this is due to their having to choose between ignorance and knowledge, […]

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How Did This Get Named?

“And out of the ground the LORD GOD formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air;  and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.” – Genesis 2:19 I love this verse! Its awesome. It makes […]

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A Whistle-wetting Weiner Story

Technically we should be talking about Genesis chapter 2 now but I had a really good conversation with a really good friend at work today about weiners. She had been reading in Exodus chapter 4 and was thoroughly confused about verses 24 & 25. Context: Moses escaped the Egyptians he was raised by after killing […]

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Creationisms

The first chapter of Genesis, I can honestly say, is the most beautiful piece of writing I have ever read. And I’ve read Steinbeck’s East of Eden folks. The authors of the Bible were not just holy people, they were literary geniuses. The more I read the more I learn that the Hebrew language is powerful […]

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