Apocrypha Now!

“Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.” – Genesis 3:23 Adam and Eve have officially been kicked out of the garden. In our Bible, the KJV, the reason for this is due to their having to choose between ignorance and knowledge, […]

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How Did This Get Named?

“And out of the ground the LORD GOD formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air;  and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.” – Genesis 2:19 I love this verse! Its awesome. It makes […]

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A Whistle-wetting Weiner Story

Technically we should be talking about Genesis chapter 2 now but I had a really good conversation with a really good friend at work today about weiners. She had been reading in Exodus chapter 4 and was thoroughly confused about verses 24 & 25. Context: Moses escaped the Egyptians he was raised by after killing […]

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Creationisms

The first chapter of Genesis, I can honestly say, is the most beautiful piece of writing I have ever read. And I’ve read Steinbeck’s East of Eden folks. The authors of the Bible were not just holy people, they were literary geniuses. The more I read the more I learn that the Hebrew language is […]

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The Brooding Hen

“In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.”  – Genesis 1:1 “And the earth was without form, and void. And darkness was upon the face of the deep.”…and the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.” – Genesis 1:2   Okay hold up. So he created the earth, but the […]

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